Declarations, page 2

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I tried it at home No matter how cynical I get it never seems to be enough
Will work for shoes I didn't change my mind I simply improved my view
I'm not perfect but parts of me are fantastic my friends are great because with them I don't look like the crazy one
If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV? My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium
I was trying so hard to forget something and now I can't remember what it was I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector If I may brag, my credit score starts with an 8 and soon I expect to get it up to three digits
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing it up Veni vidi venti: I came, I saw, I had a large coffee
What I love most about home is who I share it with I have a hidden talent and I sure hope I find it
I'm not rich in terms of money or in terms of anything else that might count or be of value I like big books and i cannot lie
I love being stupid with you I don't flirt with disaster, it's more like we're going steady
I think, therefore I'm dangerous I went to the gym but came back because I forgot something... I hate exercise
I'm on a diet where I eat whatever I want. I'm not losing weight but at least I finally found one I can stay on I'll rise but I won't shine
Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it I've learned so much from my mistakes I plan to make lots more
If you were ever missing I would never give up looking for you before the weekend I spend my time finding new ways to waste it
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it I have opinions about things!
I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's me or the house
My favorite outdoor activity is to go back inside If I ever have an out-of-body experience I sure wouldn't come back to this one
I like to give advice. It's how I test it before using it myself I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of all the things hiding in the dark
My mom says I'm cool Will work for hundreds of thousands of dollars
My convictions are bumper sticker deep Of all the things I've lost I miss my keys the most
My favorite machine at the gym is that one with the snacks I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one.
I don't roll on Shabbas I have plenty of self control because I never use any of it
When I start a diet, the second day is easier because I’m off it by then My home security system is owning crappy stuff
I'm open to changing my mind, I'm just not going to Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t
I avoid anything which might contradict my narrow worldview I'm mad as hell and I'm likely to take it indefinitely
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