Declarations, page 2

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I'm part of the problem
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
I have no opinions I'm not really a bumper sticker kind of person
Proudly Serving my corporate masters Going out sounds good except for the going out part
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request I leave early
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere On an atomic level I'm very busy
I believe Elvis is still alive. And I vote My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza
Well, my fun meter is pegged I dream about naps
You bet your kielbasa I'm Polish! I tried it at home
If you were ever missing I would never give up looking for you before the weekend No approval necessary
FYI I don't LOL I don't believe in miracles I rely on them
I like books I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three)
I set the bar at 'minimum required' I'm the evil twin
I may be going to hell but at least I'll know people I vape and I vote
My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands I'm grateful that thought bubbles don't exist for real
I love being stupid with you Some ask "Why?" Others ask "Why not?" But I'm usually just like "What?"
My child acheived something you don't care about I've seen enough
I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets I'll burn that bridge when I come to it
If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV? Actually, I just don't care enough to even throw my hands in the air
I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector One more proud Pastafarian
Veni vidi venti: I came, I saw, I had a large coffee I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them
What I love most about home is who I share it with My worst decisions are ahead of me
I didn't change my mind I simply improved my view My sister is great but her sister is amazing!
I eat 3 balanced meals a day. They are balanced by my 3 meals at night
I like naps My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium
If I may brag, my credit score starts with an 8 and soon I expect to get it up to three digits I'm leaving my body to science fiction
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