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Will work for shoes I'm leaving my body to science fiction
I love being stupid with you I don't do Mondays
There's no excuse for laziness but I'm looking for one I was told there would be cake
I wasted my childhood saving Mario's girlfriend my friends are great because with them I don't look like the crazy one
I was trying so hard to forget something and now I can't remember what it was My other pro-vegan bumper sticker is also condescending
I leave early I may be going to hell but at least I'll know people
I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets Veni vidi venti: I came, I saw, I had a large coffee
My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands I like books
I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three) My sister is great but her sister is amazing!
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it I used to be cool. True story.
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing it up One more proud Pastafarian
I follow the advice I once saw on a fabric label: DO NOT IRON I didn't change my mind I simply improved my view
I believe Elvis is still alive. And I vote I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour
If you were ever missing I would never give up looking for you before the weekend I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector
I tried it at home My worst decisions are ahead of me
If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV? I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit
Just another Trekkie living with my parents I'll rise but I won't shine
My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
I spend my time finding new ways to waste it It’s possible my soulmate might be coffee
My other ride is a Yoshi I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them
I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse It took years of Star Trek message boards to be able to type this fast
If I may brag, my credit score starts with an 8 and soon I expect to get it up to three digits I like soup
At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace
Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it I solemnly swear that I am up to no good
I all-caps love you! What I love most about home is who I share it with
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