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I didn't change my mind I simply improved my view
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
I love being stupid with you I don't believe in miracles I rely on them
I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three) No approval necessary
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request I'll burn that bridge when I come to it
I'm the evil twin I set the bar at 'minimum required'
I believe Elvis is still alive. And I vote My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza
Well, my fun meter is pegged I leave early
My child acheived something you don't care about I tried it at home
If you were ever missing I would never give up looking for you before the weekend FYI I don't LOL
Some ask "Why?" Others ask "Why not?" But I'm usually just like "What?" My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands
I like books One more proud Pastafarian
I'm leaving my body to science fiction I eat 3 balanced meals a day. They are balanced by my 3 meals at night
I may be going to hell but at least I'll know people I like naps
My sister is great but her sister is amazing! I'm grateful that thought bubbles don't exist for real
I'll rise but I won't shine I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector
Veni vidi venti: I came, I saw, I had a large coffee I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit
I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets I used to be cool. True story.
I follow the advice I once saw on a fabric label: DO NOT IRON Actually, I just don't care enough to even throw my hands in the air
My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium It’s possible my soulmate might be coffee
At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them
My other ride is a Yoshi My worst decisions are ahead of me
If I may brag, my credit score starts with an 8 and soon I expect to get it up to three digits I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour
I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV?
What I love most about home is who I share it with My dad can beat up your dad
Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
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