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I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's me or the house What I love most about home is who I share it with
I spend my time finding new ways to waste it my friends are great because with them I don't look like the crazy one
I don't make trouble but I know where to find it If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV?
I like big books and i cannot lie I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector
Conformity makes me comfortable I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of all the things hiding in the dark
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing it up I've learned so much from my mistakes I plan to make lots more
Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me I used to care, but they have pills for that now
I'm not perfect but parts of me are fantastic My convictions are bumper sticker deep
I love being stupid with you I don't flirt with disaster, it's more like we're going steady
Will work for shoes I went to the gym but came back because I forgot something... I hate exercise
I'm on a diet where I eat whatever I want. I'm not losing weight but at least I finally found one I can stay on My home security system is owning crappy stuff
Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it If I may brag, my credit score starts with an 8 and soon I expect to get it up to three digits
I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them I'm mad as hell and I'm likely to take it indefinitely
Of all the things I've lost I miss my keys the most My favorite outdoor activity is to go back inside
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right No matter how cynical I get it never seems to be enough
If I ever have an out-of-body experience I sure wouldn't come back to this one I didn't change my mind I simply improved my view
I like to give advice. It's how I test it before using it myself I'll rise but I won't shine
My mom says I'm cool When I start a diet, the second day is easier because I’m off it by then
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good I'm not rich in terms of money or in terms of anything else that might count or be of value
My favorite machine at the gym is that one with the snacks I'm open to changing my mind, I'm just not going to
I was trying so hard to forget something and now I can't remember what it was I don't roll on Shabbas
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order
I didn't do it and I won't do it again Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t
Strongly agree You take the high road I’ll stay on the psycho path
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