Declarations, page 2

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I'm part of the problem
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
I have no opinions I'm not really a bumper sticker kind of person
Proudly Serving my corporate masters Going out sounds good except for the going out part
I'm rather disinclined to acquiesce to your request I'll rise but I won't shine
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere On an atomic level I'm very busy
I'm worth waiting for One more repo and I'll be debt free
Well, my fun meter is pegged I dream about naps
I brake for Ringwraiths I tried it at home
I have no idea what I'm doing and that's how I like it I believe Elvis is still alive. And I vote
FYI I don't LOL You bet your kielbasa I'm Polish!
If you were ever missing I would never give up looking for you before the weekend I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three)
I scare my family I'm great at pretending to be good at things
I don't believe in miracles I rely on them No approval necessary
Currently making some life changes. If you stop hearing from me you're one of them I like books
I vape and I vote My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands
I set the bar at 'minimum required' I'm the evil twin
I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets I flirt therefore I am
I've seen enough I may be going to hell but at least I'll know people
I took the Blue Pill I took the Red Pill
I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector I'm so uncoordinated I failed at syncronized swimming
It's called Kale because that's what I'd rather do to myself than eat it Actually, I just don't care enough to even throw my hands in the air
Some ask "Why?" Others ask "Why not?" But I'm usually just like "What?" I'm sorry for what I said when I was hungry (and will be again)
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it I'm grateful that thought bubbles don't exist for real
My child acheived something you don't care about I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them
If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV? My worst decisions are ahead of me
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