Men & Women, page 2

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A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that begins a new argument I'm one more bad relationship from owning 30 cats
Never criticize your wife's faults. Without them, she'd have a better husband than you Real men don't use violence
Thinking you understand women is a sign that you don't understand women Love is a malady easily cured by marriage
The only men I find who want me for my brains are zombies Men are idiots and I married their king
A woman is always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished
Whenever I meet a man I think would be a good husband, he usually is Why can't men be like normal people?
If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him Men are fools. Women are fools, too.
It is most unwise for people in love to marry -George Bernard Shaw Of course I'm right, I'm testosterone free
Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain and know how to buy jewlry The secret of a happy marriage has yet to be discovered
If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, try not to look too surprised I don't care where good girls go, I'm going shopping
The perfect boyfriend doesn't lie, cheat or exist No matter where I am, the only place I want to be is closer to you
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogomy: same thing. My wife knows at least one thing about any subject (that I'm wrong about it)
The only time a woman can change a man is infancy A gentleman always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age
Be with the one who hears the words you leave unspoken I'm a chick magnet but my polarity is reversed
The most terrifying thing a husband can hear from a wife is notice anything different? I can get ready in 5 minutes if I have an hour to prepare
A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong Men wish women came with instructions.  Why?  They wouldn't read them
In any marriage only one person can be right... the other is the husband Women don't want to hear what you think, they want to hear what they think... in a deeper voice
How do you know when you've met the perfect woman for you? She'll tell you Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.  -Mignon McLaughlin
Arguing with a woman is like being arrested; anything you say can and will be used against you Lloyd Dobler does not exist
Eve was framed You can gauge a woman by her hands. If they're around your throat she may be annoyed
Sadly, all men are created equal A man who won't lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life (not true of laughing at your wife's mistakes) If you get married before you have met everyone in the world, you're just settling
If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unappealing, they would eventually find me appealing Stop trying to fix everything and just listen!
I'm in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend, he llves in the future If you want my opinion, go ask my wife
real men don't sparkle I can have any man I don't want
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