Men & Women, page 2
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If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, try not to look too surprised real men don't sparkle
A gentleman always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age I'm a chick magnet but my polarity is reversed
Thinking you understand women is a sign that you don't understand women Lloyd Dobler does not exist
All I want is somebody whose demons will play nice with mine Women don't want to hear what you think, they want to hear what they think... in a deeper voice
A woman is always younger than a man of equal years. -Elizabeth Barrett Browning Arguing with a woman is like being arrested; anything you say can and will be used against you
Behind every great man is a great woman earning 21% less Eve was framed
The only men I find who want me for my brains are zombies My wife treats me like a god, she ignores me until she needs my help
The perfect boyfriend doesn't lie, cheat or exist Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain and know how to buy jewlry
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogomy: same thing. A woman has the last word in any argument. What a man says after that begins a new argument
The most terrifying thing a husband can hear from a wife is notice anything different? Men wish women came with instructions. Why? They wouldn't read them
I can get ready in 5 minutes if I have an hour to prepare They're called "man-hours" because a woman would get it done in 20 minutes
I'm in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend, he llves in the future My wife knows at least one thing about any subject (that I'm wrong about it)
The secret of a happy marriage has yet to be discovered
You can gauge a woman by her hands. If they're around your throat she may be annoyed A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Women want everything from one man. Men want one thing from every woman A man who won't lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings
If you want my opinion, go ask my wife My Marxist feminist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard
Of course I'm right, I'm testosterone free How do you know when you've met the perfect woman for you? She'll tell you
In any marriage only one person can be right... the other is the husband Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life (not true of laughing at your wife's mistakes)
I don't make mistakes, I date them Love is a malady easily cured by marriage
For sale: Encyclopedia. Just got married. Wife knows everything Men are idiots and I married their king
Sadly, all men are created equal I'm one more bad relationship from owning 30 cats
If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unappealing, they would eventually find me appealing I can have any man I don't want
It is most unwise for people in love to marry -George Bernard Shaw A person doesn't need to be perfect to be the perfect person for you
If you get married before you have met everyone in the world, you're just settling Stop trying to fix everything and just listen!
Why can't men be like normal people? There are two sides to every divorce: yours and ****head's
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