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There are two ways to argue with a woman. Neither one works. I'm one more bad relationship from owning 30 cats
Men are idiots and I married their king I like my men how I like my coffee, ground up and in the freezer
Marriage not just a word, a sentence Behind every successful man is an astonished woman
You can't beat a woman Next time I'm gonna marry an orphan
The only men I find who want me for my brains are zombies TGIF Thank God I'm Female
I support equal marriage rights marriage=1man+1woman
Geek chicks rock! You look like my next mistake
Real men don't use violence Viagra: a chemical which increases the flow of blood to a man's brain
The first step is to admit you have a problem. The second is to divorce him Why can't men be like normal people?
The secret of a happy marriage has yet to be discovered Marriage should be about love not gender
Skinny girls are for wimps Stalking is when two people go for a long, romantic walk but only one of them knows about it
Woman was God's second mistake Serial Flirter
Men with an earring make the best husbands. They can take pain and know how to buy jewlry Men are fools. Women are fools, too.
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogomy: same thing. A man is incomplete until he's married. Then he's finished
Of course I'm right, I'm testosterone free Thinking you understand women is a sign that you don't understand women
1.Engagement Ring 2.Wedding Ring 3.Suffering Love, like a river, makes its way past any obstacle
It is most unwise for people in love to marry -George Bernard Shaw I don't hate you because you're beautiful, I hate you because you're an insufferable bitch
If you can't take me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best A gentleman always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age
Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler Homophobia: insecurity about being heterosexual
I don't care where good girls go, I'm going shopping The only time a woman can change a man is infancy
If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him Behind every successful woman is a man checking out her butt
I found my wife on an online dating site but I'm sure she has a good explanation Men wish women came with instructions.  Why?  They wouldn't read them
Promote abstinence, get married A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong
Dating is deciding if you like a person more than being lonely, then choosing wrong I can get ready in 5 minutes if I have an hour to prepare
My wife knows at least one thing about any subject (that I'm wrong about it) Love never dies a natural death -Anais Nin
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