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People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -Douglas Yates Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else -Shaw
I broke up with my boyfriend because he was in love with someone else. Himself Tell me again why I need a man?
Love may not make the world go round but it sure makes the ride more fun Marriage is a matter of degrees: a man loses his bachelor's and a woman gets her master's
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last It's not that I can't commit, I just want to be sure there isn't someone else better out there
Why can't men be like normal people? I always wanted a really hot body so... thanks, menopause!
Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
Why can't women be like normal people/ Boys will be boys. Forever, unfortunately
They're called "man-hours" because a woman would get it done in 20 minutes If you love someone, let them go. If they don't come back, call them later when you're drunk
Love isn't blind, it's brain damaged Call no man unhappy until he is married -Socrates
We got married for better or worse; he couldn't do better, I couldn't do worse You have the great personality of someone much less attractive
Losing a husband can be hard, sometimes nearly impossible Behind every great man is a great woman earning 21% less
Does this patriarchy make my ass look fat? Nobody is perfect until you fall in love with them
Women spend more time thinking about what men think than men spend actually thinking Men are taught to apologize for their weaknesses, women for their strengths
Empowered women empower women Women worry about what men will forget, men worry about what women will remember
Men, don't say anything to a woman at work you wouldn't want a man to say to you in prison If you are afraid of loneliness, don't marry -Chekov
Settle down sweetie, you’re ovary-acting Love is blind but marriage is a real eye-opener
I was once married to a real animal: A lion ass cheetah Better to have loved and lost than to stay with that psycho
If a man says he'll fix it, he will. No need to nag him every six months If we could put a man on the moon, why not all of them?
It wasn’t Eve. It wasn’t Yoko. Stop blaming women My wife finds me sexy* *I can fix things
Being single means never having to clear your browser history Sawdust is man glitter
I married Miss Right before I knew her first name was Always My wife says my two main faults are I don’t listen… and something else
It’s weird how my wife starts conversations with: You weren’t even listening, were you? Studies show that women with a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it
Nothing is really lost until your wife can’t find it Is it a sign of a good relationship if we both love the dog more?
Nope. Still not married I live in a correctional facility: my wife is always correcting me
A queen without her king is, historically, far more powerful Women like quiet men. They think they're listening
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