Men & Women, page 3

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I don't make mistakes, I date them Love may not make the world go round but it sure makes the ride more fun
Lloyd Dobler does not exist Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.  -Mignon McLaughlin
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -Douglas Yates No one without a uterus should have a say about abortion
To have someone else's wife is a crime. To have one of your own is punishment Tell me again why I need a man?
A man who won't lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings Sadly, all men are created equal
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else -Shaw You can gauge a woman by her hands. If they're around your throat she may be annoyed
Arguing with a woman is like being arrested; anything you say can and will be used against you Eve was framed
Women worry about what men will forget, men worry about what women will remember Women are cursed, men are the proof
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life (not true of laughing at your wife's mistakes) Women don't want to hear what you think, they want to hear what they think... in a deeper voice
Sorry, you princess is in another castle If you want my opinion, go ask my wife
How do you know when you've met the perfect woman for you? She'll tell you Do people who oppose same-sex marriage know the other kind will still be available?
Women don't hit harder they hit lower The way to a man's heart is through his stomach just remember to thrust upward into the ribcage
Stop trying to fix everything and just listen! Tall chicks rock!
Why can't women be like normal people/ If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unappealing, they would eventually find me appealing
My wife says I'm always pressing her buttons but that's only because I'm looking for MUTE I'm in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend, he llves in the future
I can have any man I don't want If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him
A person doesn't need to be perfect to be the perfect person for you They're called "man-hours" because a woman would get it done in 20 minutes
If you get married before you have met everyone in the world, you're just settling real men don't sparkle
My wife treats me like a god, she ignores me until she needs my help Dressing like a slut is like wearing manure... you'll repel gentlemen, and attract pigs
Women like silent men. They think they're listening I broke up with my boyfriend because he was in love with someone else. Himself
Boys will be boys. Forever, unfortunately There are two sides to every divorce: yours and ****head's
Behind every great man is a great woman earning 21% less Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success
If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one My Marxist feminist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard
Love is a single soul inhabiting two bodies -Aristotle Marriage is a matter of degrees: a man loses his bachelor's and a woman gets her master's
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last Women want everything from one man. Men want one thing from every woman
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