Men & Women, page 3

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I don't make mistakes, I date them Love may not make the world go round but it sure makes the ride more fun
Lloyd Dobler does not exist Men who don't like girls with brains don't like girls.  -Mignon McLaughlin
People who are sensible about love are incapable of it. -Douglas Yates No one without a uterus should have a say about abortion
To have someone else's wife is a crime. To have one of your own is punishment Tell me again why I need a man?
A man who won't lie to a woman has no consideration for her feelings Blondes may have more fun, but brunettes have more everything else
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else -Shaw You can gauge a woman by her hands. If they're around your throat she may be annoyed
Arguing with a woman is like being arrested; anything you say can and will be used against you Eve was framed
Oh, don't listen to me, I'm just a girl My new car is just like my girlfriend, I've never had a new car
Women worry about what men will forget, men worry about what women will remember Women don't want to hear what you think, they want to hear what they think... in a deeper voice
Sadly, all men are created equal If you want my opinion, go ask my wife
Laughing at your mistakes can lengthen your life (not true of laughing at your wife's mistakes) Do people who oppose same-sex marriage know the other kind will still be available?
Tall chicks rock! Women are cursed, men are the proof
Women don't hit harder they hit lower Sorry, you princess is in another castle
Why can't women be like normal people/ Stop trying to fix everything and just listen!
My wife says I'm always pressing her buttons but that's only because I'm looking for MUTE How do you know when you've met the perfect woman for you? She'll tell you
I can have any man I don't want The way to a man's heart is through his stomach just remember to thrust upward into the ribcage
I don't view women as sex objects ...more like sex objectors They're called "man-hours" because a woman would get it done in 20 minutes
Love is like a fart: it's crap if you force it If you get married before you have met everyone in the world, you're just settling
If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unappealing, they would eventually find me appealing Dressing like a slut is like wearing manure... you'll repel gentlemen, and attract pigs
I'm in a long distance relationship with my boyfriend, he llves in the future There are two sides to every divorce: yours and ****head's
Boys will be boys. Forever, unfortunately My wife treats me like a god, she ignores me until she needs my help
Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success Why would my wife tell me I don't glisten well?
Women like silent men. They think they're listening My Marxist feminist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard
A person doesn't need to be perfect to be the perfect person for you If you can love the wrong person that much imagine how much you can love the right one
Marriage is a matter of degrees: a man loses his bachelor's and a woman gets her master's Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last
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