Men & Women, page 4
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Life is one fool thing after another. Love is two fool things after each other -Oscar Wilde 60% of marriage is shouting what? from another room
Let me explain to you why “mansplaining” isn’t really a thing I wish my computer had as much memory as my wife
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she hugged me You can suffer without love, but you cannot love without suffering -German proverb
In my marriage, I wear the pants... that my wife selects and buys for me Behind every successful man is a woman ...rolling her eyes
Real men don't read instructions A woman’s place is in the resistance (Princess Leia)
Love is friendship set on fire. -French Proverb Don’t tell her to calm down
The term Working Mother is redundant My husband said he was going out for milk but never came back and I'm devastated. I had to resort to that powdered stuff
Uppity women unite Be with the one who hears the words you leave unspoken
I’m looking for just the right person to settle for Men should be glad women only want equality and not revenge
Love never dies a natural death -Anais Nin Women are born not made
A good marriage is a contest of generosity -Diane Sawyer When you’re shopping for a husband, remember, the ears are sold separately
The most difficult decision a woman can make isn’t yours Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler
I should stop acting so bitchy. I’ll be more covert Dating isn’t so bad when you don’t do it
The best men are imaginary Marriage teaches you how many wrong ways there are to do things
To always remember your wife’s birthday… forget it once When your wife is upset do not make either of these mistakes: 1. Ask what’s wrong 2. Don’t ask what’s wrong
If he's stupid enough to walk away, be smart enough to let him I do what the voices in my wife’s head tell me to
I like my women how I like my coffee – strong, and valued in the workplace A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman falls in love through her ears
Love means never having to say you’re sorry. But, say it anyway A true friend is always there to tell you how bad your ex is looking these days
Men have feelings too (Just kidding) You should text him
My wife would never leave me, I’m her tech support
 
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