Personal Issues, page 2
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Raised on bad TV My social skills are amusingly inadequate
The only person I trust is me but not much and not always Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out
Unable to see the light I don't go crazy I just go normal from time to time
Sorry, I'm not good at people-ing The voices in my head are snoring
I wrestled with my demons. Now we just snuggle Stressed-based life form
I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!
I'm a perfectionist about how other people should do things Wooden spoon survivor
I've still got it. I just can't remember where Unaware of the consequences
Texan born and raised Bored
But for my absence of skills I would totally be a ninja Raised by humans
Not a joiner Relationship status: Waiting for a Miracle
I do not math, therefore I art What I have is like Tourette's but voluntary
Greendale Alum Undifferentiated carbon-based unit
Disinclined to play by the rules I'm playing hard to get along with
I don't do normal Happy camper
Will not acquiesce Does not play well with others
Now the voices are texting me Devoid of street cred
Last kid picked Carbivore
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever I'm a great example of a bad example
Victim of my own miscalculations I won't go, but I want to be invited
I owe my grocery bagging skills to Tetris Mom’s Favorite - Most Consecutive Years
Inside me, a thin woman struggles to get out, but chocolate usually shuts her up Think of me as a challenge
I’m a great listener if you keep it short I used to crastinate then I got so good I went pro
I'm an analog mind in a digital world Currently disgruntled
A.V. Club Alum I don't do "awake"
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