Personal Issues, page 3

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Hold on, let me overthink this I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker
Only a little crazy Undifferentiated carbon-based unit
British Girl Among all my multiple personalities I'm the best
Anxious soul My mind is like a banana tree filled with monkeys clattering for attention
Stressed-based life form Texan born and raised
Dissident Trekkie Geek
Greendale Alum Dangerously overeducated
I'm an analog mind in a digital world Unaware of the consequences
I like to pretend I'm not a sociopath Last kid picked
Dead inside I'm playing hard to get along with
Carbivore Heretic
Disinclined to play by the rules Victim of my own miscalculations
Southern Belle I'm Wonder Woman. I wonder where's my phone, my keys, my...
Unable to see the light My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street
undocumented No one can body-shame me more than my body does
Textually active I don't do "awake"
Rage has become my baseline emotion Now the voices are texting me
Future cult member What I have is like Tourette's but voluntary
I don't do social I'm a great example of a bad example
I'm a romantic with a dirty mind Swedish Chick
Equal opportunity annoyer I ate a happy meal. It didn't work
hexenbiest I don't always drink beer but when I do, I tend to fart
I used to think I was a person of vision. Turns out it was hallucinations Learning from mistakes is hard so I just don’t
Does not play well with others
Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out I'm not fat, I'm epic
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