Personal Issues, page 3
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I put the PRO in procrastinate I am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions
Thermostat Cop “Just put on a sweater” Adult-ish
A.V. Club Alum Don’t get me started. I don’t have brakes
If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet I ate a happy meal. It didn't work
Pot head (coffee pot) I’m told that my two big flaws are I don’t listen… and something else
I'm an Empathetic person in an Apathetic world I can't go out because of the pollen ...and people
I’m very good at bad decisions I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person
Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them My birthstone is a coffee bean
I'm not bad I just spell that way Irish
Still haven’t learned how to do mornings Hell hath no fury like me when I'm hungry and slightly inconvenienced
I’m not short i’m concentrated My spirit animal is a Gummy Bear
not an adrenaline kind of person
High on stress Lost cause
Yes, I have a dirty mind, but only to help boring conversations be more fun Alpha Female
Meandering to the beat of a different drummer If you can’t handle me at my worst just know it’s identical to my best
Human couch warmer I’m not bossy I’m helpful
Procrastination isn’t a problem for me it’s a solution I'm not a pessimist I'm optimistically challenged
Learning from mistakes is hard so I just don’t It bothers me that before coffee I hate everyone. After coffee it doesn’t bother me
#nofilter (mouth) Born to be wild till around 9:30 maybe 10pm
Nothing seems to be working for me so that’s what I’m going to keep doing I only lose my temper when someone calls me short-tempered
I’m not a hoarder I’m just contingency-prepared Blinded by the dark
I don’t brave anything My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling
I never put off things that let me put off things I don’t want to do I put the fun in dysfunctional
My trick to be hyper-productive is procrastinate until the last minute I live my life by scientific principle: A body at rest tends to stay at rest
Never been nominated I haven’t lost my marbles but I think there's a hole in my bag
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