Personal Issues, page 3

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Victim of my own miscalculations I don't do "awake"
Does not play well with others My social skills are amusingly inadequate
Undifferentiated carbon-based unit Among all my multiple personalities I'm the best
I ate a happy meal. It didn't work Sometimes when I open my mouth my mother comes out
Now the voices are texting me Texan born and raised
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever I used to think I was a person of vision. Turns out it was hallucinations
I'm not a nag, I'm a motivational speaker I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person
I'm a great example of a bad example Future cult member
I don't do social
Learning from mistakes is hard so I just don’t Heretic
I'm playing hard to get along with hexenbiest
Evil genius If there was an award for Most Pessimistic I probably wouldn't even get nominated
My decision-making skills resemble a squirrel crossing the street Donut magnet
Thinking inappropriate thoughts Subversive
I never make a mistake twice. Usually it's ten times, minimum Overpowered by funk
One glorious mess Devoid of street cred
If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet According to my BMI I'm too short
I'm Wonder Woman. I wonder where's my phone, my keys, my... Member of the Volturi
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick sounds like there's a cure Lost cause
Procrastination isn’t a problem for me it’s a solution I’m very good at bad decisions
I'm not bad I just spell that way not an adrenaline kind of person
Adult-ish My spirit animal is a Gummy Bear
I can't go out because of the pollen ...and people World’s greatest father/farter
I am made entirely of flaws stitched together with good intentions Alpha Female
Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them Thermostat Cop “Just put on a sweater”
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