Personal Issues, page 4

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Infidel Not a people pleaser
Evil genius Not as lean, not as mean, but still a marine
Victim of my own miscalculations Conformist
Does not play well with others
I put the pro in procrastination Person of Interest
Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions Overpowered by funk
Not a go-getter Adult child of a space alien
Israeli Girl Thinking inappropriate thoughts
Dangerously overeducated jenius
Socially unacceptable I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever Awkward is my specialty
Donut magnet Subversive
I never make a mistake twice. Usually it's ten times, minimum My social skills are amusingly inadequate
South African Princess Bored
Smalltalk Survivor Mutant
Unregistered offender Hold on, let me overthink this
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick sounds like there's a cure Way crazier than you
Powered by existential dread I'm not a peeper, I'm neighborly
If you knew my family you'd understand Irish Princess
I'm a nurse. What's your superpower? If there was an award for Most Pessimistic I probably wouldn't even get nominated
Devoid of street cred One glorious mess
According to my BMI I'm too short I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person
Alpha Female If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet
Procrastination isn’t a problem for me it’s a solution Adult-ish
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