Personal Issues, page 4

Share |
Personal Issues, page 1 | 2 | 3 | 4
I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions
I put the pro in procrastination not an adrenaline kind of person
jenius My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's
Thinking inappropriate thoughts Smalltalk Survivor
Adult child of a space alien Little Lebowski Urban Achiever
Socially unacceptable Donut magnet
Overpowered by funk I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person
If there was an award for Most Pessimistic I probably wouldn't even get nominated South African Princess
Not a people pleaser Infidel
I never make a mistake twice. Usually it's ten times, minimum If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet
Person of Interest Subversive
I'm a nurse. What's your superpower? Lost cause
Evil genius Way crazier than you
Thermostat Cop “Just put on a sweater” Mutant
My social skills are amusingly inadequate My superpower is turning alcohol into regret
Procrastination isn’t a problem for me it’s a solution I'm not a peeper, I'm neighborly
Member of the Volturi According to my BMI I'm too short
Unregistered offender Irish Princess
I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick sounds like there's a cure I’m very good at bad decisions
Pot head (coffee pot) Still haven’t learned how to do mornings
Alpha Female One glorious mess
Devoid of street cred Adult-ish
My body is a temple, ancient and crumbling
I'm an Empathetic person in an Apathetic world I can't go out because of the pollen ...and people
If you can’t handle me at my worst just know it’s identical to my best Irish
Commando I'm not a pessimist I'm optimistically challenged
World’s greatest father/farter I'm not bad I just spell that way
#nofilter (mouth) Normal people scare me but not as much as I scare them
A large group of people is called a no-thanks My spirit animal is a Gummy Bear
Nothing seems to be working for me so that’s what I’m going to keep doing I’m not short i’m concentrated
Use Internet Bumper Stickers® everywhere online! They're FREE!
Creative Commons License  Terms of Use