Personal Issues, page 4

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Victim of my own miscalculations Awkward is my specialty
Little Lebowski Urban Achiever Conformist
Bored Person of Interest
Does not play well with others
My superpower is ignoring my faults so I can focus on other people's Adult child of a space alien
Ask me about my explosively angry reaction to stupid questions I put the pro in procrastination
Dangerously overeducated Not a people pleaser
Israeli Girl Thinking inappropriate thoughts
I don't have an inner child I have an inner old person that wants everyone to shush jenius
Socially unacceptable Overpowered by funk
Evil genius Infidel
Donut magnet Subversive
Hold on, let me overthink this Lost cause
South African Princess Powered by existential dread
I never make a mistake twice. Usually it's ten times, minimum Mutant
My social skills are amusingly inadequate Way crazier than you
Member of the Volturi Smalltalk Survivor
One glorious mess I'm not a peeper, I'm neighborly
I’m a go-getter trapped in the body of a lazy person Irish Princess
I'm a nurse. What's your superpower? If there was an award for Most Pessimistic I probably wouldn't even get nominated
According to my BMI I'm too short I'm not sick, I'm twisted. Sick sounds like there's a cure
Unregistered offender Adult-ish
not an adrenaline kind of person Commando
Procrastination isn’t a problem for me it’s a solution If I have a comfort zone I haven’t found it yet
Alpha Female Pot head (coffee pot)
Devoid of street cred My superpower is turning alcohol into regret
Thermostat Cop “Just put on a sweater” I'm an Empathetic person in an Apathetic world
If you knew my family you'd understand Still haven’t learned how to do mornings
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