Declarations, page 1
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Making it up as I go along My imperfections only make me more adorable
I liked homework better when it was coloring My convictions are bumper sticker deep
I love vinyl I didn't make it to the gym today. That makes seven years in a row
I avoid anything which might contradict my narrow worldview I think I was a king in a previous life because I like people to do what I say
Advertising helps me decide! I am in shape. Round is a shape
I don't do Mondays I understand the concept of emotional maturity, just not as it applies to me
It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right. -Moliere I'm nicer in person
I tried it at home Yes, I talk to myself but only when I need expert advice
The only thing that keeps me from exercising is not wanting to How do I take my coffee? Very seriously
Popcorn is my favorite exploding food Going out sounds good except for the going out part
I'm not as think as you confused I am I'm old enough to remember when we had nine planets
I've seen normal, it ain't pretty Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi
I'm trying to be a more positive person. Today I'm positive that will never happen Going camping is a great reminder of how much I hate to go camping
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition I feel sullied and unusual
My new favorite bands are my dad's old favorite bands My only hope for ever having a hot, smoking body is cremation
I TALK TO STRANGERS I'm filthy stinking rich (Well, two out of three)
I'm leaving my body to science fiction I must hurry, for there they go and I am their leader
I have a hidden talent and I sure hope I find it I leave early
I set the bar at 'minimum required' My pop culture references are all from the previous millennium
the TV told me to do it I think, therefore I'm dangerous
My favorite color is chocolate There's no excuse for laziness but I'm looking for one
I wasted my childhood saving Mario's girlfriend I have plenty of self control because I never use any of it
Today I'm going to give it my some I have a hunch that nobody says hunch anymore
My favorite salad is tomatoes made into sauce on a pepperoni pizza I don't start trouble It just seems to be there when I arrive
If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable
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