Declarations, page 4
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I have opinions! About things! My remaining get-rich-quick schemes all include time travel
I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy my superpower is being able to keep my mouth shut these days
I’m not for everyone I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week
I call the bathroom Jim instead of John so I can say I go to the Jim every day I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day
My opinions are whatever my friends tell me they should be I wasn’t snoring, I was riding motorcycles in my dreams
I’m OK with my crazy My worst decisions are ahead of me
They said it couldn’t be done so I didn’t bother I don’t always whoop but when I do, there it is
Living life one nightmare at a time My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
I’ve given my memory foam mattress a lot to forget I’m going to change the world. I mean my life. I mean the channel.
I can get you a toe -Walter I do this not because it’s easy but because I thought it would be easy
Financially, I'm set for life provided I die next week I'm kind of a big ordeal
I'm so lucky thought bubbles aren't real Still waiting for the Beatles to get back together
I am only here due to the constraints of the space-time continuum I prefer to use amateurnouns
I’m not procrastinating I’m on a side quest I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
I’m staying in. Out costs too much My plan to be more positive is off to a crappy start
We're all mad here I don’t have a fear of flying I have a fear of crashing
My emotional support dog (hotdog) Not to brag, but I put a puzzle together in 3 days and the box said 2-4 years
Call me an optimist but I think we’re doomed I think, therefore I doubt
Yes. This is my first rodeo. I was told there would be cake
Video games ruined my life. Luckily I have two left I view someone’s red flags as a personal challenge
I never know what I want until someone says I can't have it I love my public library
Things constantly amaze me but not in a good way I’ll leave tomorrow’s problems to tomorrow’s me (Saitama)
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