Declarations, page 4
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I have opinions! About things! My remaining get-rich-quick schemes all include time travel
I’m never too busy to complain I’m too busy my superpower is being able to keep my mouth shut these days
I’m not for everyone I try to keep my cheat days down to 7 a week
I call the bathroom Jim instead of John so I can say I go to the Jim every day I'd be a morning person if it didn't start so early in the day
My opinions are whatever my friends tell me they should be I wasn’t snoring, I was riding motorcycles in my dreams
I’m OK with my crazy My worst decisions are ahead of me
They said it couldn’t be done so I didn’t bother I don’t always whoop but when I do, there it is
Living life one nightmare at a time My plan B is to keep trying my plan A until it works
I’ve given my memory foam mattress a lot to forget My plan to be more positive is off to a crappy start
I can get you a toe -Walter Yes. This is my first rodeo.
Financially, I'm set for life provided I die next week I'm kind of a big ordeal
I'm so lucky thought bubbles aren't real Still waiting for the Beatles to get back together
I am only here due to the constraints of the space-time continuum I’m going to change the world. I mean my life. I mean the channel.
I’m not procrastinating I’m on a side quest I prefer to use amateurnouns
I’m staying in. Out costs too much I avoid frivolous spending by using all my money for rent
We're all mad here I don’t have a fear of flying I have a fear of crashing
My emotional support dog (hotdog) Not to brag, but I put a puzzle together in 3 days and the box said 2-4 years
Call me an optimist but I think we’re doomed I think, therefore I doubt
Things constantly amaze me but not in a good way I view someone’s red flags as a personal challenge
I do this not because it’s easy but because I thought it would be easy Video games ruined my life. Luckily I have two left
I love my public library I never know what I want until someone says I can't have it
I’ll leave tomorrow’s problems to tomorrow’s me (Saitama) I love rectangles
I’m saving up for a trip to the grocery store
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