Declarations, page 2
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I know right from wrong. Wrong is the fun one. If I had nickel for every time I got distracted I wonder what's on TV?
Both of us can't look good at the same time... it's me or the house What I love most about home is who I share it with
I spend my time finding new ways to waste it my friends are great because with them I don't look like the crazy one
I don't make trouble but I know where to find it I've learned so much from my mistakes I plan to make lots more
I like big books and i cannot lie I'm not a hoarder, I'm just a highly dedicated collector
Conformity makes me comfortable I'm not afraid of the dark, I'm afraid of all the things hiding in the dark
Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing it up I used to care, but they have pills for that now
Fun fact: there are no fun facts about me Only one more repo and I'll be debt free
I'm not perfect but parts of me are fantastic If I may brag, my credit score starts with an 8 and soon I expect to get it up to three digits
I love being stupid with you I don't flirt with disaster, it's more like we're going steady
I'm mad as hell and I'm likely to take it indefinitely I went to the gym but came back because I forgot something... I hate exercise
I'm on a diet where I eat whatever I want. I'm not losing weight but at least I finally found one I can stay on My home security system is owning crappy stuff
Personally I've never experienced normal or stayed awake long enough to understand it I love having plans almost as much as I hate making them
Will work for shoes My favorite outdoor activity is to go back inside
Of all the things I've lost I miss my keys the most I didn't change my mind I simply improved my view
I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right No matter how cynical I get it never seems to be enough
If I ever have an out-of-body experience I sure wouldn't come back to this one I'm not rich in terms of money or in terms of anything else that might count or be of value
I like to give advice. It's how I test it before using it myself I'll rise but I won't shine
My mom says I'm cool When I start a diet, the second day is easier because I’m off it by then
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good I have CDO. It's like OCD, but the letters are in proper, alphabetical order
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it I'm open to changing my mind, I'm just not going to
My favorite machine at the gym is that one with the snacks I don't roll on Shabbas
Of course I can keep a secret. It’s the people I tell it to who can’t I was trying so hard to forget something and now I can't remember what it was
Strongly agree I didn't do it and I won't do it again
You take the high road I’ll stay on the psycho path My alone time is for everyone’s safety
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