Declarations, page 3
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Reality is nice but I wouldn't want to live there My excercise philosophy is No pain, No pain
I enjoy conveying amusing and/or insightful thoughts within a limited rectangular space Just one step remains before I'm finally rich: obtaining money
On an atomic level I'm very busy My superpower is picking the slowest grocery store line
Karen is my homeboy I don't go out much because I'm broke but when I'm rich I'll need a new excuse
At least i’m not as lazy as whoever named the fireplace I am a cycologist (bicycle)
My principles are not for sale unless you are offering cash I can’t imagine being hungry enough to eat my own cooking
Those are not typos those are my fresh takes I’m an acquired taste
I like pie I’ve said too much already
I'm well above average but in nothing I'm willing to admit I came. I saw. I left early.
If I have nothing accomplished by 2pm I roll over and go back to sleep I enjoy going out at night and by out I mean to sleep
I will be a morning person when they move mornings to a reasonable hour The best time to talk to me on a Monday is Tuesday
I've gotta be me! Everybody else was taken I don’t need a therapist I have a sister
I was once the world's youngest person I feel better now that I've given up hope
I don't believe in miracles, I rely on them! I don't really have an opinion and I wanted to let you know
I think we'll be friends forever because I hate meeting new people I have this fun party trick where I don’t go
I lack enthusiasm for all this My astrological sign? The one that doesn’t believe in astrology
I’m somewhere between IDK, IDC and IDGAF I would rather my plane crash than have passengers clap when it lands
I am enormously unprepared but I shall endeavor to fake it I was an honor student, I don’t know what happened
My sister is great but her sister is amazing! I read banned books
I have no faith in science. It requires none I’m not a robot
I’m only a teacher for the money and the fame I tried being normal once. It didn't work out
I’m a glutton for gluten I miss the days when I could make my parents proud just by taking a long nap
Sleep is my art I refuse to argue with anyone who can't even write in cursive
My favorite yoga pose is Couch Potato First I drink the coffee then I do the things
I kept reading that junk food is unhealthy, so I gave up reading I used to be cool. True story.
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