Modern Thought, page 5
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No good deed goes unpunished The best way to save face is to keep the lower part of it shut
Junk is the unused stuff you've had for years and won't need until you throw it out If life were fair, sarcasm would burn calories
The first thing to have instant replay was books If you don't have a Plan B, you don't have a plan
Everyone has value - if only as a bad example Common sense, like deodorant, is noticed most when it isn't used
Sometimes a road is less traveled for a good reason Packages of batteries should be labeled “Gift not included”
Opportunity always looks bigger behind you than ahead of you PASTE ALT HERE
Sleep is a poor substitute for coffee If you ain't different, you ain't normal
Life comes without instructions, that's why we have fathers Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean it won’t catch on
It’s not hoarding if it’s stuff you like The curse of wealth is having to be around rich people
College memories last forever I mean student loan payments Real cars don’t drive themselves
Reality is where bad things happen Patience is what parents have when there are witnesses
The worst vice is advice The truth will set you free but first, probably make you mad
Everything in moderation unless no one is looking Experience is a hard teacher. It gives the test before the lesson
If you're not part of the solution, there's good money in prolonging the problem Synonym: A word you use in place of the one you can't spell
Personhood begins at the moment of incorporation QUESTION AUTHORITY and the authorities will question you
A writer is someone for whom writing is more difficult than for other people. –Thomas Mann A yawn is a silent cry for coffee
Today's greatest labor-saving device is tomorrow Pain is inevitable, suffering is optional
Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance - The 5 stages of waking up Inner piece begins with 3 words. Not My Problem
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