Modern Thought, page 3
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Mistakes are proof that you're trying. And incompetent Experience is what helps you recognize a mistake when you make it again
Karma's only a bitch if you are Teamwork means not having to take all the blame
Corporations are people too Money can buy happiness if you know where to shop
Perfectionism: A propensity to be displeased with everything There is nothing so permanent as a temporary solution that works
God cannot alter the past. That is the historians' job What's right is what's left once you've done everything else wrong
Exercising bad judgment may be bad, but at least it's exercise Consistency is only a virtue if you're not a screw up
Yesterday is just a memory, tomorrow only a dream, but today was a real bitch Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue
Everyone has a plan until they punched in the mouth If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments
Children are our future. Unless we stop them now The best time machine is an old song
Your dryer doesn’t shrink your clothes your refrigerator does If at first you don’t succeed, you didn’t watch a YouTube how-to video
Better Late than having to be there the whole time For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
Insomnia is nature's way of telling you to get more done Lack of ambition is a real timesaver
Gift cards: Gift shopping’s tiny surrender flags An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke -F. Scott Fitzgerald
It’s best to confront your fears (unless you fear bears) Laughter is not the best medicine for incontinence
Good things come to those who wait but bad things show up right away Be a pessimist and all your surprises will be happy ones
Procrastination: a vote of confidence in your future self Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself
Sooner or later we all quote our mothers There is no excuse for the pronunciation of colonel
Opportunity only knocks once but temptation leans on the doorbell Everybody has a perfect memory when it’s something they’d rather forget
Reality doesn't care about your beliefs One day at a time is sometimes way too fast
If at first you don't succeed, redefine success Anything is funnier if you’re not allowed to laugh at it
Silence is golden, unless you have young kids, then it’s suspicious Any restaurant is a drive thru if you’re determined enough
A poor memory is not the same as a clear conscience A father is a banker provided by nature -French proverb
An acquaintance is just a friend you haven't scared away yet Cheese: Milk’s attempt at immortality
Coffee is so much better when no one talks while you drink it Money always wins
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way The past is like the future with the lights on
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