Modern Thought, page 2
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Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. _Will Rogers Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once
The remaining work increases as the deadline approaches A smart lawyer knows the law, a smarter one knows the judge
It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow A closed mouth gathers no feet
It's easier to resist temptation when you know it'll still be there later A party tonight is better than a party tomorrow night
The favorite tie attracts the gravy A narcissist is someone better looking than you are -Gore Vidal
The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off Mediocre is the new excellent
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once Today's greatest labor-saving device is tomorrow
Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand Playtime is never over
Sacred Cows make the best burgers A hammock is a net that captures tranquility
Those who can only spell a word one way lack imagination A diamond is forever and so are the payments
There's a fine line between caution and paranoia Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad
It's all fun and games until somebody gets the cone Napping can prevent aging if you do it while driving
Alchohol preserves everything but dignity Pessimists are just reformed optimists
Cheese: Milk’s attempt at immortality Do unto others is bad advice to a masochist
Wondering if you're happy is a great shortcut to being depressed Money can't buy you happiness but it'll let you be unhappy in nicer places
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation Originality is the art of concealing your sources
Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm Ignorance is just knowledge you didn't know you don't have
A book makes a chair more comfortable It's not settling if it's the best you can do
Anything is possible with the right attitude and some duct tape A psychotic is a guy who just found out what's going on. -William S. Burroughs
Time is an annoying concept contrived by linear minds It's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family Children, drunks and leggings always tell the truth
Self Delusion: It's fun and it's easy! It's only a gambling problem when you lose
Opposites Attack Reality: Worst game ever
Happiness is good health and a bad memory Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate
Being part of the solution is for people not cool enough to be part of the problem We must learn from our mistakes of the past to improve our mistakes in the future
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