Modern Thought, page 2
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Pessimists are just reformed optimists Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand
No matter what you're looking for the good ones are always taken Happiness is good health and a bad memory
Originality is the art of concealing your sources Wondering if you're happy is a great shortcut to being depressed
A party tonight is better than a party tomorrow night Playtime is never over
It's easier to resist temptation when you know it'll still be there later The favorite tie attracts the gravy
The truth will set you free but first it will piss you off A narcissist is someone better looking than you are -Gore Vidal
Some mistakes are too much fun to make only once Today's greatest labor-saving device is tomorrow
A smart lawyer knows the law, a smarter one knows the judge Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once
Sacred Cows make the best burgers A hammock is a net that captures tranquility
Those who can only spell a word one way lack imagination Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate
There's a fine line between caution and paranoia Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad
It's all fun and games until somebody gets the cone We must learn from our mistakes of the past to improve our mistakes in the future
A diamond is forever and so are the payments The remaining work increases as the deadline approaches
Cheese: Milk’s attempt at immortality Do unto others is bad advice to a masochist
Money can't buy you happiness but it'll let you be unhappy in nicer places It isn't homework unless it's due tomorrow
Anything is possible with the right attitude and some duct tape Ignorance is just knowledge you didn't know you don't have
Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm It's not settling if it's the best you can do
A book makes a chair more comfortable Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. _Will Rogers
Self Delusion: It's fun and it's easy! A psychotic is a guy who just found out what's going on. -William S. Burroughs
Time is an annoying concept contrived by linear minds It's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out
Opposites Attack Children, drunks and leggings always tell the truth
Alchohol preserves everything but dignity Everything leaves a mark
There is no such thing as fun for the whole family Reality: Worst game ever
Napping can prevent aging if you do it while driving A closed mouth gathers no feet
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation Being part of the solution is for people not cool enough to be part of the problem
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