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A pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed. Chocolate makes it worthwhile
Good things come to those who wait but bad things show up right away Opportunity only knocks once. But temptation leans on the doorbell.
Adversity is easier to bear when it's someone else's A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way
All work and no play makes jack No good deed goes unpunished
Tact is for those who lack the wit for sarcasm Good judgment comes from experience and much of that comes from bad judgment
There's no I in Team, but there're four in Platitude-Quoting Idiot Being part of the solution is for people not cool enough to be part of the problem
One punch is worth a thousand words It's only a gambling problem when you lose
Originality is the art of concealing your sources A mind is a terrible thing to waste on coursework
If it fits on a bumper sticker it's not a philosophy If it can't fit on a bumper sticker, it's not a philosophy
the good thing about a fatal mistake is you're certain to not make it again Money can't buy you happiness but it'll let you be unhappy in nicer places
A party tonight is better than a party tomorrow night Friends may come and go but enemies accumulate
The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit It's easier to stay out of trouble than to get out
Hell hath no fury like the lawyer of a woman scorned Opportunities always look bigger going than coming
Anarchy never goes out of style Anyone who can take over a plane with tweezers deserves the plane
Happiness is good health and a bad memory You can't have everything. Where would you put it?
A friend is someone who still likes you after they get to know you Opposites Attack
Trying is the first step toward faliure Few things are harder to put up with than a good example -Mark Twain
Laughter is the best medicine. That is, after all the real medicines If the shoe fits, buy it in every color
Sweatshops make stuff cheaper Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else have your way
A psychotic is a guy who just found out what's going on. -William S. Burroughs Naps - solving problems since forever
Anything can be funny if it happens to someone else A bagel is a donut with the guilt removed
God cannot alter the past. That is the historians' job Remember: just one match can start a forest fire. But it takes a whole box to start a camp fire
Smart is the new skinny A book makes a chair more comfortable
Give a man a fish and he'll be, like, WTF? Everything is impossible until it's not
It's never too late to give up When life gives you lemons, ask: Why, what's wrong with them?
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