Modern Thought, page 5

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If you don't have a Plan B, you don't have a plan For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
The first thing to have instant replay was books Success requires hard work so, there goes that idea
There is no excuse for the pronunciation of colonel Insanity is saying the same thing over and over and expecting your kids to listen
What doesn’t kill you sometimes makes you wish it had If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
PASTE ALT HERE Opportunity always looks bigger behind you than ahead of you
There is no such thing as too many tools An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke -F. Scott Fitzgerald
Any restaurant is a drive thru if you’re determined enough If you’re happy and you know it, it’s your meds
If you ain't different, you ain't normal The future doesn't need us
Packages of batteries should be labeled “Gift not included” Sometimes a road is less traveled for a good reason
It’s best to confront your fears (unless you fear bears) Better Late than having to be there the whole time
No good deed goes unpunished Common sense, like deodorant, is noticed most when it isn't used
Expensive paintings are just trading cards for the rich Anything can be funny if it happens to someone else
Parties: For when you want to clean up twice in 12 hours Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow
Insomnia is nature's way of telling you to get more done Laughter is not the best medicine for incontinence
If life were fair, sarcasm would burn calories An acquaintance is just a friend you haven't scared away yet
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