Modern Thought, page 5

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If you don't have a Plan B, you don't have a plan For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
The first thing to have instant replay was books Success requires hard work so, there goes that idea
There is no excuse for the pronunciation of colonel There is no such thing as too many tools
What doesn’t kill you sometimes makes you wish it had Opportunity always looks bigger behind you than ahead of you
PASTE ALT HERE Sometimes a road is less traveled for a good reason
An exclamation point is like laughing at your own joke -F. Scott Fitzgerald The future doesn't need us
Any restaurant is a drive thru if you’re determined enough If you’re happy and you know it, it’s your meds
Better Late than having to be there the whole time Packages of batteries should be labeled “Gift not included”
It’s best to confront your fears (unless you fear bears) If at first you don't succeed, redefine success
If life were fair, sarcasm would burn calories No good deed goes unpunished
Expensive paintings are just trading cards for the rich Common sense, like deodorant, is noticed most when it isn't used
Anything can be funny if it happens to someone else The worst vice is advice
Parties: For when you want to clean up twice in 12 hours Procrastination is a dish best served tomorrow
Laughter is not the best medicine for incontinence If you ain't different, you ain't normal
College memories last forever I mean student loan payments You don’t wash your hands, they wash each other
An acquaintance is just a friend you haven't scared away yet Insomnia is nature's way of telling you to get more done
Only a proton can stay positive all the time It’s not hoarding if it’s books
The biggest corporate lies are the serving size on food packages Everything in moderation unless no one is looking
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