Modern Thought, page 4

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Just because you're necessary doesn't mean you're important The wheel stops for no hamster
A diamond is forever. And so are the payments Experience is what helps you recognize a mistake when you make it again
An optimist thinks this is the best possible world. A pessimist fears that this is true Children are our future. Unless we stop them now
If it ain't broke, you're not trying hard enough There's no I in team, but there is in pie
Too much is never enough Mistakes are proof that you're trying. And incompetent
Yesterday is just a memory, tomorrow only a dream, but today was a real bitch It's n ot hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere
You're only as good as your made up resume says you are If brute force doesn't work, it's not brute enough
What's right is what's left once you've done everything else wrong The quickest way to find a thing you've lost is to buy a replacement
A pessimist is alone but an optimist is two people away from a threesome If you never try anything new, you'll miss out on many of life's great disappointments
Plagiarism is the most devious form of flattery Knowledge is knowing tomatoes are a fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad
The rich get richer and the poor really should try being rich Spandex. A privilege not a right
Sleep is for the weak Money can buy happiness if you know where to shop
We must learn from our mistakes of the past to improve our mistakes in the future The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it
The hardest part of parenting is the first 40 years Fake is the new real
Everyone is someone's disappointment If you have no regrets, you aren't trying hard enough
No matter what you're looking for the good ones are always taken If we didn't have lawyers we wouldn't need them
Actually, some things do taste waaay better than skinny feels Medicine is the best medicine
There is nothing so permanent as a temporary solution that works They shouldn't be called space heaters, they should be called ankle warmers
If you say no to drugs, talking to drugs may be a sign you're already on drugs Calories are tiny creatures that live in your closet and sew your clothes a little tighter every night
Everything leaves a mark A great way to balance work and family is to not care about either
Teamwork means not having to take all the blame Bad ideas never age well
To be number one you've got to be odd Living behind an emotional wall is no good, you should get cement and lots of bricks
If you find something everyone agrees on it will be wrong Now is the new later
It's not settling if it's the best you can do Silence is golden unless you have kids then it's suspicious
I'm sorry and my bad mean the same unless you're at a funeral 80% of success is showing up someone else
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