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I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious Metaphors be with you
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be Indecision may or may not be my problem
I put the M in illiterate I'd clean my house more often, but nature abhors a vacuum
The Constitution: I read it for the articles I love redundancy
I'm consistent but not all the time Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
"That's what." -She I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that
Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own Equilateral equiangular parallelograms are for squares
I'll say this one more time, I will not repeat myself I've stopped wearing my mood ring and I'm not sure how I feel about that
Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow All that glitters has a high refractive index
I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3. I hate being bipolar it's awesome
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility I'd hit that
Songs are like music to my ears Positive Thinking is 90% mental
A little pain never hurt anyone My obsession with nostalgia is all in the past
In my youth, I yearned for a nice BMW. Now, I don't care about the W. I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me
Even the simplist job can be done rong I'm not paranoid. Why, what have you heard?
Palindromes are easy if fiy sae erase mord nilap You nonconformists are all alike
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Earth without art would just be... eh
I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one The only person who ever got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
I love zombies I'm a big fan of bandwagons since early this morning
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate The first rule of Mime Club: Don't talk about Mime Club
It's stupid to yell "Help, shark!" A shark isn't going to help anyone Life without geometry is pointless
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery If I'm ever taken in for questioning I sure hope there's no math
I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet If you can read this you too have a left parietal lobe
I may not be sagacious, canny, clever or shrewd, but I do own a thesaurus Better half a thought
Yoga is for posers I'm sure everyone thinks I'm paranoid
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