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Positive Thinking is 90% mental Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would choose alive I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that
I'm a big fan of bandwagons since early this morning Songs are like music to my ears
I love redundancy I named my boat Palindrome. It's a kayak
All that glitters has a high refractive index I'm consistent but not all the time
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility The first rule of Mime Club: Don't talk about Mime Club
Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own A little pain never hurt anyone
Indecision this way I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3.
I may not be sagacious, canny, clever or shrewd, but I do own a thesaurus I'll say this one more time, I will not repeat myself
My obsession with nostalgia is all in the past Great minds like a think
I hate being bipolar it's awesome You nonconformists are all alike
I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet Nothing's like it used to be except deja vu
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one
I give 100% all week Things I don't have time for: 1.That
Even the simplist job can be done rong Most likely to secede. Robert E. Lee
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate One good turn gets the most blanket
I can't recall why my career as a memory expert ended
I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me The passive voice is to be avoided
Follow that car, Godzilla and step on it! Does Waldo wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted?
Life without geometry is pointless Memory is the second thing to go. I don't remember what's first
If life gives you melons maybe you're dyslexic I'm uncertain about quantum mechanics
Operators are standing by Nothing's worse then misusing homophones
Yoga is for posers I used to be a perfectionist but I'm better now
I advise you to never listen to advice They're reading a fascinating book in the space station. They just can't put it down
Witch Parking Only. All others will be toad Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun to identify a specific thing
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