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I named my boat Palindrome. It's a kayak Metaphors be with you
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be Indecision may or may not be my problem
Not humerus I'd clean my house more often, but nature abhors a vacuum
I put the M in illiterate Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
Positive Thinking is 90% mental I love redundancy
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that
Songs are like music to my ears I've stopped wearing my mood ring and I'm not sure how I feel about that
Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own I'm a big fan of bandwagons since early this morning
I'll say this one more time, I will not repeat myself All that glitters has a high refractive index
I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3. Nothing's like it used to be except deja vu
I hate being bipolar it's awesome I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one
Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow I'm consistent but not all the time
A little pain never hurt anyone My obsession with nostalgia is all in the past
I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me Life without geometry is pointless
Even the simplist job can be done rong Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate I give 100% all week
I'm sure you hate it when people make assumptions about you Reintarnation: When you come back as a hillbilly
You nonconformists are all alike Things I don't have time for: 1.That
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery The first rule of Mime Club: Don't talk about Mime Club
To make holy water, take regular water and boil the hell out of it I may not be sagacious, canny, clever or shrewd, but I do own a thesaurus
Does Waldo wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted? Indecision this way
I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet I can't recall why my career as a memory expert ended
If life gives you melons maybe you're dyslexic Yoga is for posers
To know yourself, first know others. You're what's left Operators are standing by
Witch Parking Only. All others will be toad If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would choose alive
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