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I'm not superstitious, just a little stiitious Metaphors be with you
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be Indecision may or may not be my problem
I put the M in illiterate I'd clean my house more often, but nature abhors a vacuum
The Constitution: I read it for the articles I love redundancy
I'm consistent but not all the time Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
"That's what." -She Wealth is its own reward
I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that Equilateral equiangular parallelograms are for squares
I'll say this one more time, I will not repeat myself I've stopped wearing my mood ring and I'm not sure how I feel about that
I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own
I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3. All that glitters has a high refractive index
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility I'd hit that
Songs are like music to my ears Blue
I hate being bipolar it's awesome My obsession with nostalgia is all in the past
In my youth, I yearned for a nice BMW. Now, I don't care about the W. I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me
A little pain never hurt anyone I'm not paranoid. Why, what have you heard?
Palindromes are easy if fiy sae erase mord nilap This tattoo shan't pass
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Earth without art would just be... eh
Positive Thinking is 90% mental The only person who ever got everything done by Friday was Robinson Crusoe
I love zombies Even the simplist job can be done rong
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate I have a pornographic memory
IRS: Capital punishment Better late than pregnant
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery You nonconformists are all alike
I draw a line between numerator and denominator Life without geometry is pointless
Better half a thought I have sex daily, I mean, dyslexia
Yoga is for posers Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow
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