Internet Bumper Stickers Wordplay, page 4

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I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me
Quotation marks are "not" for emphasis Today is the first anniversary of a year ago
It's not who you know, it's whom you know Lice suck
Most likely to secede. Robert E. Lee 4 out of 5 people agree: Majority Rules
Hyperbole is the best thing ever! A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver
There's no subliminal message for you here Slept like a baby last night. Woke up every two hours crying
I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde Some people are wise but most are otherwise
I have a love/hate relationship with strong, contrary emotions Those who forget the pasta are condemned to reheat it
It's never too late to sta People say I'm paranoid. I'm not sure who, but there are lots of them
I am not a number I am a sticker Don't call me infantile you stinkybutt poophead
Who says nothing is impossible? I've done nothing my whole life! Absolute zero is the coolest thing ever
Deep, deep down, most people are shallow This sticker no verb
ROCK IS DEAD Long live paper and scissors! I'm glad shampoo smells better than real poo
You're incomparable, like a... The eh team
Druids rock The amount of sleep I usually need is ten minutes more
Things I dislike: 1.Bumperstickers 2.Lists 3.Irony I had to draw the line somewhere
You calling me judgmental just proves what I've said about you When surveyed, 4 out of 5 older Americans replied, "What?"
If at first you don't succeed, give second base a try If you make just one person smile, you're probably not that much fun to be around
Want to attract a glutton? Piece of cake I don't recall having a memory problem
He who laughs last thinks slowest DEJA MOO the feeling that I've heard this Bull before
Velcro is a rip off I finally got a diagnosis! ...Restless Leg Syndrome!
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use I owe my success to my close attetion to detail
I spend 300% of my time exaggerating Hyperbole is overrated
I'm so adjective, I verb nouns Logic tells us that dishonesty is still the second-best policy
Nothing is impossible except for the things that can't be done I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous
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