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Today is the first anniversary of a year ago I spend 300% of my time exaggerating
I love realism Absolute zero is the coolest thing ever
Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use I'm a social vegan, I avoid meet
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger, then it hit me The amount of sleep I usually need is ten minutes more
If you make just one person smile, you're probably not that much fun to be around This sticker no verb
I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde Want to attract a glutton? Piece of cake
I owe my success to my close attetion to detail When will carotene be out of beta?
Why is it spelled camouflage and not I'm not superstitious, that would be bad luck
You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra Mirror inspector is a job I could see myself doing
Butterflies are not what they used to be Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
Here's a question for all the mind readers out there If you suck at playing the trumpet try blowing
Stop worrying about an apocalypse it’s not like it’ll be the end of the world Dad jokes are always apparent
On a scale of 1 to 10 I only weigh 10 pounds Sure, I’ll be altruistic. What’s in it for me?
Age is only a number, check that, age is a word Predictions are rarely correct, especially about the future
My weekends are in tents Back in school I was voted Most Likely to Cling to Past Achievements
My vacuum cleaner just gathers dust The label said, avoid eye contact. But, too late, I already saw it
Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism I wanted to be a wizard but I never got the chants
Not all math puns are bad, just sum Octopi
What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot A new study says you will pay attention to anything starting with “a new study says”
The 1st rule of Plagiarism Club looks suspiciously familiar I have a love/hate relationship with strong, contrary emotions
This sticker is 25% funny and 85% bad at math The sign, Employees Must Wash Hands, is wrong. It’s perfectly OK to wash your own hands
Eye like puns, the cornea the better If you rearrange the letters in mail bag you get the carrier very angry
I love heavy metal (tuba) I haven’t slept for 4 days. That’s too long to stay asleep
I don’t have the words to describe how limited my vocabulary is No prohibiting
Bumper I'm taking steps to avoid elevators
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