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I don't trust stairs, I think they're up to something Game, set, match = tennis. Set, match, run = arson
Always give 100% (except when donating blood) I've forgotten more than I ever learned
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. It is wrong to ever split an infinitive
Think outside the box (catbox) What part of floccinaucinihilipilification don't you understand?
Apathy. Who cares? I have not yet begun to procrastinate
Volunteering doesn't pay Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
I spend 300% of my time exaggerating One good turn gets the most blanket
Nothing is impossible except for the things that can't be done Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Same for your other classes.
It's not the minutes at the table that make you fat, it's the seconds This sticker no verb
I'd like to have a sex change ... from none to a lot Logic tells us that dishonesty is still the second-best policy
Heisenberg may have slept here The statement below is true. The statement above is false
How much does a hipster weigh? One Instagram Single and looking
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? I'm not feeling myself today may I feel you?
My greatest fear is to dwell forever in obscurity -Unknown Down with pants! Up with kilts!
Stream of incontinence: when you won't shut up about the pissy mood you're in I'm so excited for gardening season I wet my plants!
No, I'm NOT reflexively negative! Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again
In the event of a plane crash it's safest to be far away from any planes Great minds like a think
Eliminate and abolish redundancy Hey Fox News! So far, no news about foxes. What's up with that?
One problem you can't solve by throwing money at it is being out of throwing money Do my body-image issues make me look fat?
I love polygamy WYMI: The all-philosophy radio station
I'm taking steps to avoid elevators I know I'd be a great motivational speaker, but why bother?
Does the Little Mermaid wear an alegbra? Ointment This is a topical bumper sticker
When you boil it all down, that's evaporation One nation under Canada
Gravity is keeping me down I'm a social vegan, I avoid meet
If you want my respect, get on your knees and beg for it. Now is always the right time to do things later
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