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When you boil it all down, that's evaporation Game, set, match = tennis. Set, match, run = arson
Always give 100% (except when donating blood) I've forgotten more than I ever learned
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period. First things first but not necessarily in that order
If there were no hypothetical questions what would this say? What part of floccinaucinihilipilification don't you understand?
Apathy. Who cares? Do I know the molecular formula for sodium hydride? NaH!
I have not yet begun to procrastinate I may have Alzheimer's, but thank goodness I don't have Alzheimer's
Volunteering doesn't pay Think outside the box (catbox)
Heisenberg may have slept here WYMI: The all-philosophy radio station
I spend 300% of my time exaggerating It is wrong to ever split an infinitive
It's not the minutes at the table that make you fat, it's the seconds Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again
This sticker no verb The statement below is true. The statement above is false
One good turn gets the most blanket Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use
Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me? I'm not feeling myself today may I feel you?
Logic tells us that dishonesty is still the second-best policy Great minds like a think
Stream of incontinence: when you won't shut up about the pissy mood you're in Nothing is impossible except for the things that can't be done
My greatest fear is to dwell forever in obscurity -Unknown Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Same for your other classes.
No, I'm NOT reflexively negative! Single and looking
One problem you can't solve by throwing money at it is being out of throwing money I'm so excited for gardening season I wet my plants!
Down with pants! Up with kilts! Now is always the right time to do things later
I love polygamy In the event of a plane crash it's safest to be far away from any planes
Do my body-image issues make me look fat? Does the Little Mermaid wear an alegbra?
I don't trust stairs, I think they're up to something Eliminate and abolish redundancy
I'm just pretending to be a poser Don't start thinking about eternity because it just never ends
How much does a hipster weigh? One Instagram RV there yet?
Hey Fox News! So far, no news about foxes. What's up with that? I know I'd be a great motivational speaker, but why bother?
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