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I named my boat Palindrome. It's a kayak Metaphors be with you
Nostalgia isn't what it used to be Indecision may or may not be my problem
Not humerus I'd clean my house more often, but nature abhors a vacuum
I put the M in illiterate Actually I'm quite humble. Which is quite rare in persons of my genious, wit and charism
Positive Thinking is 90% mental I love redundancy
Thank dog I'm not dyslexic I'd never try to flatter you, you're way too intelligent to fall for that
Songs are like music to my ears I hate being bipolar it's awesome
Sometimes I think my brain has a mind of its own I've stopped wearing my mood ring and I'm not sure how I feel about that
I'll say this one more time, I will not repeat myself All that glitters has a high refractive index
I live by 3 unwritten rules: 1. 2. 3. Nothing's like it used to be except deja vu
It's not my fault that I don't know how to accept responsibility I may have an inferiority complex but not a very good one
Procrastinators are the leaders of tomorrow I'm consistent but not all the time
A little pain never hurt anyone My obsession with nostalgia is all in the past
I didn't think I would like a beard but it grew on me Life without geometry is pointless
Even the simplist job can be done rong I'm a big fan of bandwagons since early this morning
If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
I'm sure you hate it when people make assumptions about you You nonconformists are all alike
I give 100% all week Things I don't have time for: 1.That
Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery The first rule of Mime Club: Don't talk about Mime Club
To make holy water, take regular water and boil the hell out of it Reintarnation: When you come back as a hillbilly
Does Waldo wear stripes because he doesn't want to be spotted? Indecision this way
I like to think of myself as the most humble person on the planet I can't recall why my career as a memory expert ended
If life gives you melons maybe you're dyslexic Yoga is for posers
I may not be sagacious, canny, clever or shrewd, but I do own a thesaurus Operators are standing by
Witch Parking Only. All others will be toad If I could have dinner with anyone alive or dead I would choose alive
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