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Bad puns are how eye roll Things I dislike: 1.Bumperstickers 2.Lists 3.Irony
My daughter thinks I'm nosey or so it says in her diary Moist people don’t proofread carefully
This is the highlight of your day Society of Exaggerators - A trillion strong and growing
I haven’t slept for 4 days. That’s too long to stay asleep I bought a bad thesaurus It’s really bad how bad it is
If you fall I’ll be there for you -The Floor My modus operandi is using Latin phrases to sound superior
I have six words for you What do you get from a vampire snowman? Frostbite
I can spell panda with just 2 letters: P and A It’s not a dad bod it’s a father figure
My dog ate my pronouns and he-she-it everywhere Things would be so much simpler if they just weren't so complicated
Typo Man, writer of wrongs I’m afflicted by airport jokes. Doc says it’s terminal
My fly’s open? Oh, I’m cool with that In the US. a woman gives birth every 9 seconds. That woman must be found and stopped
There are absolutely no absolutes My friends say I’m closed off but they don’t really know me
Can I have some Potassium? K Math is the only subject that counts
The big difference between comma and coma is the length of the pause Warning: I repeat myself Warning: I repeat myself
The future ain't what it used to be Stop making mitsakes
It’s possible I’m a nihilist but it doesn’t matter Avocado Game First: Don’t look at the avocado. Game Over
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. Speech-to-text is my worst enema
Ask me about my reluctance to interact with strangers A night is like a day without sunshine
No way -Jose My delight in nostalgia is totally in the past
Optimist, pessimist and realist argued over the glass of water. Opportunist drank it Pink Freud: The dark side of the mom
The first guy to download files from the cloud using a tablet was Moses
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