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Do you get enough sleep> Yes No Heisenberg may have slept here
A good name for a cover band would be Duvet Volunteering doesn't pay
I was hurt falling into an upholstery machine but I'm recovered now My greatest fear is to dwell forever in obscurity -Unknown
When you boil it all down, that's evaporation You can't make me feel bad, my self esteem is way too low for that
It's not the minutes at the table that make you fat, it's the seconds I have not yet begun to procrastinate
Hey Fox News! So far, no news about foxes. What's up with that? I love realism
Game, set, match = tennis. Set, match, run = arson Those who ignore history are doomed to repeat it. Same for your other classes.
Snowmen pick their noses in the vegetab le aisle My mom never loved me as a child. But then, I wasn't there when she was a child
I know I'd be a great motivational speaker, but why bother? Have you heard about this? It's a pronoun to identify a specific thing
In the event of a plane crash it's safest to be far away from any planes They're reading a fascinating book in the space station. They just can't put it down
If you have 44 candy bars and eat 40, what are you left with? Diabetes. Does the Little Mermaid wear an alegbra?
I work well under pressure as long as I have lots of time and the outcome isn't important I love polygamy
I know I speak for everyone when I say I have multiple personality disorder WYMI: The all-philosophy radio station
Octopi You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra
Eye like puns, the cornea the better Begin now, and you'll finish this... now
On a scale of 1 to 10 I only weigh 10 pounds The label said, avoid eye contact. But, too late, I already saw it
Doormats are gateway rugs I love heavy metal (tuba)
People write congrats because they can’t spell congrajalaishuns "That's what." -She
Vuja De: The feeling you're doing it wrong all over again If you rearrange the letters in mail bag you get the carrier very angry
I need a bigger sticker I don't trust stairs, I think they're up to something
Electricians strip to make ends meet The only problem you can run away from is if your problem is you don't run enough
If Watson isn’t the most famous doctor, Who is. Know what I don’t like? People who answer their own questions
Anosmia stinks Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
I’ve had it up to here with imprecision In queso emergency: melt cheese
Predictions are rarely correct, especially about the future I’m not one for schizophrenia
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