Wordplay, page 3
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Stop Vandalism I love Earth's rotation It really makes my day
Don't be condescending (that's when you talk down to people) A good name for a cover band would be Duvet
Who says nothing is impossible? I've done nothing my whole life! I spend 300% of my time exaggerating
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe I love realism
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice It is wrong to ever split an infinitive
When you boil it all down, that's evaporation My greatest fear is to dwell forever in obscurity -Unknown
Having written this, my participle dangled I'm not saying you're mean, I'm saying you're average
I know I'd be a great motivational speaker, but why bother? If you know telekinesis please raise my hand
Always give 100% (except when donating blood) In the event of a plane crash it's safest to be far away from any planes
I don't recall having a memory problem I can resist everything except temptation. -Oscar Wilde
Never second-guess yourself. Well, maybe sometimes To err is human, to arr is pirate
To prevent headache, do what the aspirin bottle says: Keep away from children Drive wrecklessly
I have an easy way to cut carbs I don't repeat gossip so listen carefully
I'm so excited for gardening season I wet my plants! I just can't express how aphasic I am
The amount of sleep I usually need is ten minutes more I owe my success to my close attetion to detail
I was hurt falling into an upholstery machine but I'm recovered now They’re not going to make yardsticks any longer
Today is the first anniversary of a year ago People say I'm paranoid. I'm not sure who, but there are lots of them
If you make just one person smile, you're probably not that much fun to be around Snowmen pick their noses in the vegetab le aisle
Absolute zero is the coolest thing ever I need some way to remind myself to make a To-Do list
I'm a social vegan, I avoid meet Web Designer
How is laser hair removal a thing? I don't know anybody with laser hair This sticker no verb
When will carotene be out of beta? Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at
You can observe a lot by watching. -Yogi Berra Octopi
DEJA MOO: the feeling you've heard this Bull before Here's a question for all the mind readers out there
A procrastinator's work is never done Eye like puns, the cornea the better
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