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The hammered Top of the Pops
Save Star Trek Enterprise! We now interrupt Iraq. Lebanon, Record Gas Prices, North Korea, Iran and the Healthcare Crisis to bring you a sensationalized, prurient update on JonBenet Ramsey
Floyd Landis Tour de France '06 Tour de Farce '06
Now, for my very first veto... I veto science! -George Bush When it comes to booze and Jews, I should keep my mouth shut
Don't demote, re-vote. Keep Pluto a planet Stand up for the little guy. Let Pluto be a planet
Pluto is a planet Planet Pluto 1930-2006
Size matters! You can fit 7000 Plutos in Uranus Crikey! Steve Irwin 1969-2006
I take full responsibility for it being not my fault. -Mark Foley Kinky Friedman for governor 2006
Britney Spears sheds 160 pounds of ugly fat. (Kevin Federline) If I did it I woulda did it just the way I did it
Robert Altman If you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck being me. -John Kerry
What's the big fuss? I wasn't gonna MARRY him! -Ted Haggard Election coming up, gas prices coming down
No, I'm not worried this will hurt my career. What career? -Michael Richards Gerald R. Ford
James Brown 30 days hath September, April, June and Saddam
See ya, Saddam Michael Richards, let me show you how to really ruin a career
Astronut (Lisa Nowak) I laugh at you, Boston. Dumb, scared Boston
I got the urge to surge -George Bush Libby guilty! Of not being as smart as Karl Rove
"C'mon, it was a joke. I would never insult gays by suggesting they are like John Edwards." -Ann Coulter I'm the real father of Anna Nicole's baby
Johnny Hart 1931-2007 I apologize. They're not all nappy-headed. -Don Imus
Kurt Vonnegut, Jr. 1922-2007 I voted for Sanjaya
Sanjaya blows Virginia Tech 32, April 16, 2007
Jerry Falwell 1933-2007 I'll miss you Jerry
Free Ramos and Campean Mr. Wizard, Don Herbert 1917-2007
Goodbye Tony Blair Good riddance, Blair
iPrecious. One ring to rule them all (iPhone) Tap 3 times on the stall if you want me... Larry Craig
I apologize for being immature. (but not for being cruel and inhuman) Michael Vick If the Iraqi parliment takes a 2-month vacation, so should American troops
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